all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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