I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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