Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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