I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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