There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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