The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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