i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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