Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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