They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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