She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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