The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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