Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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