Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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