real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
