if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
