Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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