i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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