they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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