we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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