you win again, gameday.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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