She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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