I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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