Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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