plz talk dirty to me
Don't make out with my wife yet
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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