Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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