Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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