Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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