I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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