how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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