so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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