Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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