omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
