i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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