No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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