margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I am available for nakedness
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