love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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