once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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