I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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