Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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