The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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