I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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