the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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