we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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