Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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