I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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