I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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