i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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