Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
only if we run a train.
done.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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