Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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