In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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