so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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