I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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