My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
