Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you didnt know i had herpes?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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