bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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