so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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