What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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