I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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