You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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