You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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