So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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